I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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