from now on my penis is your penis
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize