Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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