spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
home. puking in laundry basket.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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