We're like a lot better than the average bears
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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