OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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