i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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