I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
