just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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