just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My vagina is officially offended.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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