I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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