I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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