I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
And then my night got REAL pukey
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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