Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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