Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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