and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
