We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
