her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize