His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Is Oprah even human
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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