no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
My ass is underappreciated
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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