doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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