wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
