my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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