Where did you get a picture of my penis
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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