but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Randomize
