Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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