As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
