Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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