You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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