Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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