he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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