I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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