You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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