I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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