hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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