Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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