she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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