So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
