yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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