My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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