Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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