i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Operation Purity has been aborted
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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