Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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