Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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