Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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