i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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