i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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