their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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