If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I will pee on everything he values.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
how does that bad decision feel?
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