You're completely useless in the revolution.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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