I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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