I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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